A woman who reads (funny joke)

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A woman who reads:

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in
northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack
of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband
returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a
nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides
to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
anchors, and begins to read her book. Along comes a forest
policeman in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and
says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "Isn't that
obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take
you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the policeman.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment."

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely
she can also think.