SusanH
12-10-2002, 01:31 PM
This article (http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/special_packages/gift_guide/4605133.htm) is too funny! He suggests two books, the first of which is:
How to Good-bye Depression If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday (Malarky? Or Effective Way?) (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0595094724/ref=nosim/storknet00) by Hiroyuki Nishigaki
"I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to goodbye depression and take back youth.''
How is this possible? Mr. Nishigaki offers the following scientific explanation, concerning a 70-year-old man who has eliminated depression using this technique: ". . .he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration. If you don't know that concentration can give you peculiar pleasure, then your life looks like a hell.''
This book is available at Amazon and the link benefits StorkNet. ;)
The second book, sadly unavailable at Amazon, is MenOpop -- A Menopause Pop-up Book, by Kathy Kelly.
How to Good-bye Depression If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday (Malarky? Or Effective Way?) (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0595094724/ref=nosim/storknet00) by Hiroyuki Nishigaki
"I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to goodbye depression and take back youth.''
How is this possible? Mr. Nishigaki offers the following scientific explanation, concerning a 70-year-old man who has eliminated depression using this technique: ". . .he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration. If you don't know that concentration can give you peculiar pleasure, then your life looks like a hell.''
This book is available at Amazon and the link benefits StorkNet. ;)
The second book, sadly unavailable at Amazon, is MenOpop -- A Menopause Pop-up Book, by Kathy Kelly.